Dear Amazon Fresh,

When I first heard about you over a year ago, it was because a friend of mine was working day and night on developing it. You sounded pretty cool but I never really got the chance to actually hang out with you. A while later you sent me an email, asking me if I’d be interested, and I said yes, but I didn’t hear back from you so I kind of forgot about you.

Recently you sent me another email – apparently you hadn’t forgotten about me. You said you were going to be in the neighborhood and maybe we could hang out. I was busy so I put it aside, but then my best friend said you might be cool, and I checked out your profile and liked what I saw. Also I had just busted my driving foot - so I set up a date.

Getting ready for our first date was pretty exciting. Organic grass fed beef for under $5 a pound! Bananas at whatever ripeness my little heart desired! A huge selection of beer and wine! You even offered to bring me sewing books with my groceries. All that, and you let me pick the date, time, and place, and said I could change my mind up to 7 hours before our date.

Our first date was amazing. Your driver was really friendly and brought all my groceries up and put them in my kitchen for me. You even gave me flowers, which I didn’t expect. The grapes I ordered were sweet and crunchy, the flowers were pretty, and everything was fresh, fresh, fresh and exactly as I ordered. I was smitten.

Today we had our second date. Yesterday I called you and asked if you could come over, and bring me some things, and you obligingly agreed. Then when I changed my mind in the middle of the night and asked you to bring even more stuff, you didn’t bat an eye. You even waived the $5 delivery fee! You showed up on time, again, and the delivery guy was super nice, again. After he unloaded you and we were alone, you gave me a priceless gift. You may not have even done it on purpose, but my 12 pack of Cherry Coke Zero was already ice cold. I am in love. I know we haven’t known each other for very long, but it feels so right. I know we can have a really great life together. Will you marry me?

With all my heart,

Abby